Planning a trip to Washington DC and uncertain of what to see and how to get there? You are not alone. This has long been an issue for the people of this great nation. No American should have to wander, lost and directionless, through the heart of the great United States of America and yet, since the dawn of our nation, Americans have been left unprotected from the clutches of disnavagatia (a horrible, imaginary disease) by our federal government. To remedy this, I have conferred with my staff and after long hours on Google
maps, chasing the locations around my screen like a Pacman game, I have
completed a Washington DC tourist map. I call this particular program HR 19842: No Tourist Left Behind (NTLF) Act of 2013.
Enjoy
the city! You’re welcome.
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